come one! come all! come and see!
this act of frenzied masculinity;
hear our loud and adjective-filled song,
it is HUGE; it is WIDE; and it is very, VERY LONG!

come hear the music of the Canadian oppressed,
come sing along with the Canadian distressed;

with it and ours we plan to penetrate,
the capitol city of our fair state;
(and to hell BTW with the fourth estate!)
know that we are engorged with rage,
we will not suffer your rule-lined cage;

come hear the music of the Canadian oppressed,
come sing along with the Canadian distressed;

for this – this god-blessed, virile and noble cause,
brings a global, anger-filled and thunderous applause;
we’re here to save you whether you like it or not,
so just lay back and take it, it’s for you we fought.

come hear the music of the Canadian oppressed,
come sing along with the Canadian distressed;