True Love

Is it just me or is Pink’s song True Love the stupidest thing ever written? You know even if it is just me I am pretty ok with that because if this is true love than count me out:

Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face
There’s no one quite like you
You push all my buttons down
I know life would suck without you

At the same time, I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You’re an asshole but I love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I’m still here, or where could I go
You’re the only love I’ve ever known
But I hate you, I really hate you,
So much, I think it must be

True love, true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like
True love, true love,
It must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you

Just once try to wrap your little brain around my feelings
Just once please try not to be so mean
Repeat after me now R-O-M-A-N-C-E-E-E
Come on I’ll say it slowly (Romance)
You can do it baby

(INSERT STUPID CHORUS HERE)

(I love you, I think it must be love, I love you)

Why do you rub me up the wrong way?
Why do you say the things that you say?
Sometimes I wonder how we ever came to be
But without you I’m incomplete

(INSERT STUPID CHORUS HERE)

Really? Wow. In the vast list of horrible messages sent into the world (and I have also sent my share) this ranks as pretty much number one to me. So ladies and gentleman – if you constantly fight with your partner, think they are an asshole, want to strangle them, think they are stupid, want to slap them, hate them (really hate them), get rubbed the wrong way by them, think they have a little brain…then guess what – you are in TRUE LOVE!!!!

Wow.

Rant done.

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