It’s been a while

Since I’ve been drunk;

Like fall down, throw up

So you can drink more,

Black out drunk;

A sort of

Let the chips fall

where they may

Maybe I won’t survive

Kind of drunk;

The kind of night that mixes

Hot knives, hash, and cocaine

After five or six beers

Kind of drunk;

It’s been a while,

But somehow, ironically,

You never forget.