I thought

How hard could it be

I can move this

Who needs shoes either

Bare feet it is

Whoops! Dropped it

Wow…

That’s a lot of blood

The big toe had a mouth

A big old gash

Right to the bone

It screamed at me

Accusatory

You fucking moron…

You almost chopped me in half

I just started back silent

Hmmmm….

This is more than toilet paper can handle

Off to the hospital

A nine hour wait

Than one stitch per hour

And wife was there for every one

Not a single

I told you so

I am loved a am invalid