Day 2 in Stupendous Eating Implements

Another day of working through the Christmas shopping list and adding a few things for the self. Found a pair of Guinness sleeping pants to add to the growing Guinness wardrope (assortedd t-shirts, hats, rugby shirt etc). Picked up a hoodie, dress shirt, and t-shirt as well for some stupid good sale prices.
Actual Conversation that happened today while I was driving:
Probably going to wander downtown a bit after. That’s it for now. Back tomorrow morn.

The Day in Stupendous Eating Implements

 
Well, we drove to Stupendous Eating Implements (Grand Forks), North Dakota and have been spending the day touring around completing some Christmas shopping amidst the wreckage of Black Friday. Still plenty of meat left on the bones of consumerism for us to pick over.
 
Amogst other things picked up the complete anime series – Ergo Proxy ( http://www.activeanime.com/html/content/view/5022/71/ ). Have watched five episodes so far and find it very good. 18 more episodes to go. The closing credits song is Paranoid Android recorded by Radiohead for the series. Very cool.
 
Since it is Sunday I plugged the iPod in on the drive down this morning and listened to a podcastof Rob Bell’s sermon from Oct. 24 about The Beatitudes…specifically on Blessed are the Peacemakers. Some very good points were made – particularly the point of peacemaking consisting of a third way that takes no sides. A brilliant use of Joshua 5:13-14 ensued:
Now when Joshua was near Jericho, he looked up and saw a man standing in front of him with a drawn sword in his hand. Joshua went up to him and asked, "Are you for us or for our enemies?" "Neither," he replied, "but as commander of the army of the LORD I have now come."
What I like about these verses is the answer of the Commander of the Army of the Lord (what an awesome title). The question he was asked was the Biblical equivalent of "are you with us or against us?" (it also helps to imagine Joshua at this point with a Texas accent)…the answer – neither. Says alot. Why not take sides? Perhaps because God’s love extends to both.
 
We are staying at the Guesthouse Inn which has a special for pastors (first night free, each additional night $45). I would like to bring the kids here because the entire atrium of this place is glass enclosed and consists of swimming pool, sauna, hot tub, arcade, minigolf etc. It also has a decent restaurant. The room pastor’s stay in is called The Prophet’s Chamber. I suppose we are fortunate the prophet is out of town and we can use his "chamber". It seems from the decor that the prophet is stuck solidly in the 80s which is fine when we are speaking of music but really too bad in terms of decor…but we are not complaining too much. I am going to guess that the prophet likely sports a mullet.
 
In other news I smuggled some Goose Island Oatmeal Stout into the Prophet’s Chamber…consider it sort of a liquid grain offering. Having never tried it before and having a great passion for all things stout (which seems to be the direction my body is heading) I thought I would give it a shot. It’s pretty good actually. It’s not Guinness (nothing is really) and quite frankly it tastes more like a Scottish ale then a stout but it still wasn’t bad. The first sip is somewhat sweet but that gives way quickly to a burnt chocolate with oaty overtones. It’s a tad too carbonated as far as I’m concerned (which is why I think it’s more like a Scottish ale) and has a somewhat bitter aftertaste but not too bad when all is said and done.
 
I naped too long after snacking too much and now feel bloated and wide awake…bad combination. Might wander around a bit outside. The hotel is pretty much in the middle of downtown Grand Forks. Maybe I will watch some of the anime trailers on the Ergo Proxy DVD’s.

The Moonless Ones

 
i always liked the faded flowers
hiding dark and bent in the back
behind the beauty of it all
 
i always liked the dim dusty
hung low beneath the weight
slung hard against the wall
 
the pale white soft songs
under all the crescendos
cast down crowns of the broken fall
 
and i think
maybe
they loved me too
these hidden ones
sunless truth-bearers 
my bandaged blessed ones
cloaked in velvet night
I think they did
these moonless ones
these starless ones
they loved me
they love me

What Do I Believe?

 
I posted a document on the window to my office under the title – What Do I Believe? The document consists of two things: The Apostles’ Creed and the Nicene Creed and is footnoted with the statement "Unity in the essentials, freedom in the non-essentials…"
 

The Apostles Creed (180 AD)

 

I believe in God, the Father almighty,

creator of heaven and earth.

 

I believe in Jesus Christ, God’s only Son, our Lord,

who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,

born of the Virgin Mary,

suffered under Pontius Pilate,

was crucified, died, and was buried;

he descended into hell.

On the third day he rose again;

he ascended into heaven,

he is seated at the right hand of the Father,

and he will come to judge the living and the dead.

 

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

the holy catholic (universal) Church,

the communion of saints,

the forgiveness of sins,

the resurrection of the body,

and the life everlasting. Amen.

 

 The Nicene Creed (381 AD)

 

We believe in one God,

  the Father, the Almighty,

  maker of heaven and earth,

  of all that is, seen and unseen.

 

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,

  the only Son of God,

  eternally begotten of the Father,

  God from God, Light from Light,

  true God from true God,

  begotten, not made,

  of one Being with the Father.

  Through him all things were made.

  For us and for our salvation

    he came down from heaven:

  by the power of the Holy Spirit

    he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,

    and was made man.

  For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;

    he suffered death and was buried.

    On the third day he rose again

      in accordance with the Scriptures;

    he ascended into heaven

      and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

  He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,

    and his kingdom will have no end.

 

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,

  who proceeds from the Father and the Son.

  With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.

  He has spoken through the Prophets.

  We believe in one holy catholic (universal) and apostolic Church.

  We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.

  We look for the resurrection of the dead,

    and the life of the world to come.  Amen.

Farewell to the Rapture

 

A little article I found originally published in Bible Review – it is quite thought provoking (which is ok I think…you know, to have our thoughts provoked now and then…)

Farewell to the Rapture – By N.T. Wright

Little did Paul know how his colorful metaphors for Jesus’ second coming would be misunderstood two millennia later.

The American obsession with the second coming of Jesus — especially with distorted interpretations of it — continues unabated.  Seen from my side of the Atlantic, the phenomenal success of the Left Behind books appears puzzling, even bizarre[1].  Few in the U.K. hold the belief on which the popular series of novels is based: that there will be a literal “rapture” in which believers will be snatched up to heaven, leaving empty cars crashing on freeways and kids coming home from school only to find that their parents have been taken to be with Jesus while they have been “left behind.”  This pseudo-theological version of Home Alone has reportedly frightened many children into some kind of (distorted) faith.

This dramatic end-time scenario is based (wrongly, as we shall see) on Paul’s First Letter to the Thessalonians, where he writes: “For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a shout of command, with the voice of an archangel and the trumpet of God.  The dead in Christ will rise first; then we, who are left alive, will be snatched up with them on clouds to meet the Lord in the air; and so we shall always be with the Lord” (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17).

What on earth (or in heaven) did Paul mean?

It is Paul who should be credited with creating this scenario.  Jesus himself, as I have argued in various books, never predicted such an event[2].  The gospel passages about “the Son of Man coming on the clouds” (Mark 13:26, 14:62, for example) are about Jesus’ vindication, his “coming” to heaven from earth.  The parables about a returning king or master (for example, Luke 19:11-27) were originally about God returning to Jerusalem, not about Jesus returning to earth.  This, Jesus seemed to believe, was an event within space-time history, not one that would end it forever.

The Ascension of Jesus and the Second Coming are nevertheless vital Christian doctrines[3], and I don’t deny that I believe some future event will result in the personal presence of Jesus within God’s new creation.  This is taught throughout the New Testament outside the Gospels.  But this event won’t in any way resemble the Left Behind account.  Understanding what will happen requires a far more sophisticated cosmology than the one in which “heaven” is somewhere up there in our universe, rather than in a different dimension, a different space-time, altogether.

The New Testament, building on ancient biblical prophecy, envisages that the creator God will remake heaven and earth entirely, affirming the goodness of the old Creation but overcoming its mortality and corruptibility (e.g., Romans 8:18-27; Revelation 21:1; Isaiah 65:17, 66:22).  When that happens, Jesus will appear within the resulting new world (e.g., Colossians 3:4; 1 John 3:2).

Paul’s description of Jesus’ reappearance in 1 Thessalonians 4 is a brightly colored version of what he says in two other passages, 1 Corinthians 15:51-54 and Philippians 3:20-21: At Jesus’ “coming” or “appearing,” those who are still alive will be “changed” or “transformed” so that their mortal bodies will become incorruptible, deathless.  This is all that Paul intends to say in Thessalonians, but here he borrows imagery—from biblical and political sources—to enhance his message.  Little did he know how his rich metaphors would be misunderstood two millennia later.

First, Paul echoes the story of Moses coming down the mountain with the Torah.  The trumpet sounds, a loud voice is heard, and after a long wait Moses comes to see what’s been going on in his absence.

Second, he echoes Daniel 7, in which “the people of the saints of the Most High” (that is, the “one like a son of man”) are vindicated over their pagan enemy by being raised up to sit with God in glory.  This metaphor, applied to Jesus in the Gospels, is now applied to Christians who are suffering persecution.

Third, Paul conjures up images of an emperor visiting a colony or province.  The citizens go out to meet him in open country and then escort him into the city.  Paul’s image of the people “meeting the Lord in the air” should be read with the assumption that the people will immediately turn around and lead the Lord back to the newly remade world.

Paul’s mixed metaphors of trumpets blowing and the living being snatched into heaven to meet the Lord are not to be understood as literal truth, as the Left Behind series suggests, but as a vivid and biblically allusive description of the great transformation of the present world of which he speaks elsewhere.

Paul’s misunderstood metaphors present a challenge for us: How can we reuse biblical imagery, including Paul’s, so as to clarify the truth, not distort it?  And how can we do so, as he did, in such a way as to subvert the political imagery of the dominant and dehumanizing empires of our world?  We might begin by asking, What view of the world is sustained, even legitimized, by the Left Behind ideology?  How might it be confronted and subverted by genuinely biblical thinking?  For a start, is not the Left Behind mentality in thrall to a dualistic view of reality that allows people to pollute God’s world on the grounds that it’s all going to be destroyed soon?  Wouldn’t this be overturned if we recaptured Paul’s wholistic vision of God’s whole creation?
               
          


[1] Tim F. Lahaye and Jerry B. Jenkins, Left Behind (Cambridge, UK: Tyndale House Publishing, 1996).  Eight other titles have followed, all runaway bestsellers.

[2] See my Jesus and the Victory of God (Philadelphia: Fortress, 1996); the discussions in Jesus and the Restoration of Israel: A Critical Assessment of N.T. Wright’s Jesus and the Victory of God, ed. Carey C. Newman (Downer’s Grove, IL: InterVarsity Press, 1999); and Marcus J. Borg and N.T. Wright, The Meaning of Jesus: Two Visions (San Francisco: HarperSanFrancisco, 1999), chapters 13 and 14.

[3] Douglas Farrow, Ascension and Ecclesia: On the Significance of the Doctrine of the Ascension for Ecclesiology and Christian Cosmology (Grand Rapids: Eerdmans, 1999).

His Own Eternity

 
a dead man wants to be born
out of the granite of my heart
his fists pound like bronze hammers
ringing with words of creation
 
crying –
 
"I have a story to tell –
BRING ME TO LIFE!"
 
take pen like chisel
carve out the body
from this dark tomb
this cold mental womb
that in stark light of day
this figure formed of
moulded mind’s dust
pressed earthen clay
might give an Eden-glimpse
to the living blind
and in so doing announce
his own eternity
 
***NOTE*** I wrote this poem as a metaphor for a short story which is brewing in me and wants to come out…

Random Observations on a Day

 
Went to Winnipeg today and during the trip there and back listened to a couple of fantastic N.T. Wright lectures downloaded through iTunes University. They were:
 
– Decoding the Da Vinci Code: The Challenge of Historic Christianity to Post-Modern Fantasy
– The Christian Challenge in the Post-Modern World
 
Both excellent lectures. For those of you who are not aware there are some pretty amazing lectures available through iTunes. You need not own a Mac or an iPod, the software is free and the lectures are free as well. Simply download iTunes and search for your favorite author, speaker, theologian etc or browse the courses available via iTunes University.
 
On another note spent some time wandering St. Mary’s Catholic cemetary in Winnipeg during the time between things and found it fascinating. It is old. Very full and was a grand mix of cultures – Italian, Irish, Polish, Russian, etc. It would be interesting to do a demographic survey of the cemetary and note the different cultures, birth and death dates and do all kinds of corelating (yes – sadly this is my idea of fun).
 
Where Is God: Finally I began to meditate on the silence of God. Lately (and for some months now) God seems quite distant and silent to me. I am variously frustrated, angry, and puzzled by this and today a new thought came to me. I was told by someone that the silence of God in the intertestamental period was a puzzle for them…some 400 years between Old and New Testaments. While no answer was forthcoming from said person their observation did trigger in me memory of another vast period of God’s silence recorded in Scripture.
 
The son’s and daughter’s of Israel had been in bondage to Egypt for more than 430 years. Naturally they began to doubt whether He was there or what was happening with their prayer. So the question then was – where is God? What is He doing in the intervening silent years? The answer is found in Exodus 3:7:
 
The LORD said, "I have indeed seen the misery of my people in Egypt. I have heard them crying out because of their slave drivers, and I am concerned about their suffering.
 
These words have been something of a salve to me. I have not been waiting on God for more then 430 years and I cannot imagine what that would be like however my own wait has been dark and quiet and full of questions like "what is God doing in this bleak and silent time?" The words of Exodus 3:7 have helped me frame something of an answer –
 
God has been listening.
 
He hears my cries and prayers. He sees my struggles. In the intervening time of silence when it seems my own voice echoes back to me I am reassured by Israel that God is listening and this is no small comfort to me as I dwell upon it. I must learn to trust that – I am heard; I am seen; I am loved….even in the dark.

The Future is Backlit by the Rising Son of God

 
the future is backlit
by the rising Son of God
who paints the mountain-black clouds
redemption red in sacrificial blood
and dead new cut wheat is
gold with resurrection’s promise
flowing molten ‘cross the prairie
stirred to nervous dancing life
under laughing Spirit’s spring breath
while even the dark and craven things
glow beneath Creator’s crushing love
till cutting hate is press-purified
in the endless eternal embrace

Oz

 
bright shines the days
that lie before me
like the emerald city
glowing along my
yellow brick road
through toxic fields
of numbing sleep
between here and there
crossroads that point
back to the darkening past
whether north or south
whether east or west
every step
breaks the bones
of the beloved ones
while the pale rider
seems a friend
worth fighting still
when I meet
the great and powerful
what shall I seek
be it heart
be it courage
be it wisdom
worthy trinity indeed
may satisfy this empty need
or not
Oz is empty of answers
while the last balloon left
carrying Kansas away
on the winds
 

David and I

 
David keeps me company
on my black-tar rooftop
singing pain in a hidden key
while we look for salvation in the water
as love spies us from heights
too bright for our dark eyes
raining grace like sacred oil
a bitter healing condemnation
and he and I are men
after God’s own heart…
i just wish it didn’t move so fast