This site has been re-dedicated in honour of that mysterious Manitoba Superhero – The Ominous Crouch (aka The OC). The attached picture is an artist’s rendering of what The OC might look like based purely on conjecture since he has never been witnessed (given a penchant for crouching ominously).

 

Notice that The Ominous Crouch is imagined here with his faithful sidekick Squat (aka The Ominous Squat); once again based purely on conjecture.

 

Who knows what evil crouches in the hearts of men? The Crouch knows.

 

 

A NOTE FROM THE MANAGEMENT: We here at The OC recognize that some of our more serious-minded readers may consider this a rediculous post and a waste of space. After dozens of nanoseconds we concluded that we are ok with that.