The Nature of Evil…

Been thinking about this a lot lately:
 
The snake strikes lightening fast but to draw out the poison can take ages…
 
It takes almost no provocation for evil to infect a person and sometimes people readily hold their arm in the viper den thinking they will take the anti-venom later and be fine. I don’t think many people realize how quickly evil’s poison spreads through the body and how long it can take to fully remove it.

Great Article…

Warren Kinsella lampoons a few journalists for their panic at Harper’s use of God.
 
 
 

Humour From The Magi

Some groaners I got in e-mail:
 

CLASSIFIED ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog – able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat … been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown – 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE – WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE: Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

A New & Ongoing Series: Mismatched Movies…

All credit to my cubicle partner D. for this idea. Here is the first installment of an ongoing series of witless diversion that is entitled Mismatched Movies (a.k.a. poor choices for a double feature). Feel free to add more in the comments field.
 
Most of these come to us from D.
 
– Curious George & Monkeyshines
– What About Bob & The Shining
– 28 Days & 28 Days Later
– Hair & Apocalypse Now
– The Notebook & Fatal Attraction
-Dumb and Dumber & Thelma and Louise (the perfect double feature for a couple)
– Chariots of Fire & The Ringer
– Erin Brockovich & Fletch
– Because of Winn Dixie & Cujo
– Weekend at Bernies & Hostel
– Gorillas in the Mist & George of the Jungle
– Never Cry Wolf & Gingersnaps
– Cocoon & Night of the Living Dead
– Man On Fire & Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
– Remember the Titans & Waterboy
– Tin Cup & Happy Gilmour (ironically Happy Gilmour wins the Masters…)
– Signs & Chicken Little
– Robin Hood (with Kevin Costner) & Robin Hood Men in Tights
– Star Wars & Space Balls
– Miracle & Slapshot
– The Passion of the Christ & The Life of Brian (from Chris Gerbrandt)
– Contact & Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
– Armageddon & Contact
– Brokeback Mountain & Blazing Saddles
 
more to come…

Can of Worms + Can Opener = A Huge Mess…

National Geographic is about to "reveal" the secret Gospel of Judas in time for Easter. I should point out that the so-called secret gospel has been known about for more than 1,800 years so calling it secret is a little misleading and an attempt to sensationalize the document.
 
Around the time the Gospel of John was written (90 a.d. give-or-take) certain people were beginning to emerge teaching new wisdom about Jesus. John was the earliest to respond to these teachings and denounce them primarily because they were false and written by people who had never even met Jesus or knew an eyewitness to Christ like one of the apostles for instance.
 
Over the next 200 to 300 hundred years a tradition developed in this particular area of writing. People would claim authority through dreams/visions to have witnessed Christ and than write down this new "knowledge" as a gospel or such and in certain circles these were treated with equal authority to scripture. Based on the fact that this group claimed to have hidden/secret knowledge they have been called Gnostics (gnosis is Greek for knowledge). Their writings have been called the gnostic gospels. A particular characteristic of this group was a belief that all things flesh were evil and that only the spiritual was good. This is rooted in Platonic philosophy and essentially a Greek idea which intruded on Christian thought. This belief is seen when we read the following statement of Jesus to Judas in an excerpt from the Gospel of Judas:
 
"you will exceed all of them. For you will sacrifice the man that clothed me."
It should be pointed out that for Christ to suggest that Judas would exceed the other apostles runs contrary to the whole witness of the New Testament in which Jesus was seen as constantly discouraging this kind of elitism and competition amongst the apostles.
 
As CNN points out the "man that clothed me" is a reference to the body which was seen as keeping the true man, the soul, a prisoner, only to be released at death. Not only was this sort of belief a strong aspect of gnosticism but it was also key to another belief at the time known as Manichaeism (thanks to Pastor Alex for help with this particular heresy – check out his blog at: http://qaz1.bannerland.org/wordpress/?cat=1 ).
 
Manichaeism: The third century religion founded by Iranian philosopher Mani…discouraging involvement in the physical pleasures on the basis that the physical is imperfect and only the spiritual is good.
So what’s the problem?
 
First, gnosticism reduces the effectiveness of Christ’s death and ressurection by limiting its redemptive power to the spiritual – as though He was not strong enough to redeem the whole of creation: physical and spiritual.
 
Second, people are always saying that the church (as though we had one huge DaVinci Code-like secret administrative wing that controlled everything) has supressed and unfairly excluded books from the Bible. The reality is that the books that we commonly consider authoritative as scripture were considered authoritative long before the council of Nicea in 325 AD chose to officially sanction them – which it did primarily to avoid confusion and to recognize what the majority of Christians already accepted.
 
One of the tests the council used to affirm the books we have as the New Testament, aside from common acceptance by the majority of believers, was whether the book, letter, gospel, was written by someone who was an eyewitness to Christ like the apostles, or someone who had a close personal relationship with the apostles. This is an effective journalistic test even today in terms of trusting information which is reported – asking the question: is the person an actual witness to who is being talked about or is it essentially gossip?
 
So the Secret Gospel of Judas was never a secret and the reason it’s not considered a Biblical book is not becuase it reveals hidden truth so much as it is a writing which attempts to claim that only the spiritual is good and not the physical. When the ressurected Christ allowed Thomas to place his fingers in His wounds he did so to prove He was more than spirit but also flesh. When the ressurected Christ ate a fish dinner with the apostles He did so for the same reason – spirits don’t need to eat nor can they tolerate anything physical like a fish dinner – but the real, living, flesh and bone resurrected Christ could join you for pizza tomorrow if He chose to.
 
1What was from the beginning, what we have heard, what we have seen with our eyes, what we have looked at and touched with our hands, concerning the Word of Life– 2and the life was manifested, and we have seen and testify and proclaim to you the eternal life, which was with the Father and was manifested to us– 3what we have seen and heard we proclaim to you also, so that you too may have fellowship with us; and indeed our fellowship is with the Father, and with His Son Jesus Christ. 4These things we write, so that our joy may be made complete. 
 
The First Letter of John, chapter one, verses one through four
 

EveryYou

You are like spun glass
pulled apart by fire
hanging by a wire
casting shards of light
across the world
slicing deep against the dark
leaving droplets of life
in your wake
 

Easter

Easter is coming and it seems to me the enemy is pretty aware of this and has increased his oppressive attacks. So many sad, depressed, angry, frustrated, lonely, bitter people these days. I am not being critical, merely observant. I can’t be critical because I used to be dark as night till it threatened to drive away everybody I loved. The hard part is that the only way to cheer up the average sad person is to give them what they want (whatever that is) and sometimes that just ain’t gonna happen.
 
So Easter is coming and with it the reality of the cross comes too. What is the reality of the cross? That a man was beaten and nailed to a tree for treason? That a man died 2,000 years ago in a savage way not unlike the savage death of so many before and since? Much more –
 
The reality of the cross is enigma, juxtaposition and impossibility.
The reality of the cross is that there is hope in the dark.
The reality of the cross is that two timbers bound together could somehow carry the weight of all humanity past, present and future.
The reality of the cross is that every one of us died there.
The reality of the cross is not a reality without the craziness of the one pulled off it and three-days dead walking out of His tomb alive by His own Spirit and rejoining His friends for dinner and conversation.
The reality of the cross is the frightening invitation to climb on board and get your own set of nails so that you can come back by the power of one Spirit too.
The reality of the cross is that all human history is pinched to a quantum singularity at its crux because nothing can escape it’s gravity.
The reality of the cross is that instead of dragging in light it drags in darkness and blazes an arc brighter than any sun.
The reality of the cross is that it says we must die in order to live.
 
Our reality is sad and unfortunate because many of us are still hanging on the cross or rotting in our tombs because we refuse to be brought back to life.
 
Easter is coming and with it the Spirit comes in fire ready to raise us all from the ashes and make us alive.
 
[I realize having reread this that the sad who I am talking about may not coming away from my post all bubbling over in giddy joy…but I know from experience that isn’t always what is needed when one is sad…]